I sat on my bed with my computer to check my email before heading to bed. Then a spider clamored up onto the laptop. I freaked out and blew it off the computer. Somewhere onto my bed.
Now I’m blogging about it while I figure out how to find the spider and kill it without burning the house to the ground.
Did you ever hear the story about the girl who had a spider lay eggs under her cheek skin while she was asleep and then she hatched little baby spiders a week later?