- Me: Do you read my blog? I can track who is reading it and I think you may be. Me no likey mother.
- Mom: What’s a blag?
- Me: It is a sin to lie. Don’t play coy with me!! Are you reading my “online journal”?
- Mom: I barely have time to call you! I don’t know how to do my space or whatever it is. You may recall that when I asked you about how it worked, you never showed me.
*My mom (known around the house as “Joe Mama”) reads my blog, and I love it.